Jeff the Killer Plays Skyrim

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It was a dark and stormy night and some serious shit was going down in the creepypasta universe as Jeff the Killer was advancing further into his fiftieth playthrough of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion while locked away in his room at the housing building for victims of crappy spinoffs and along the trail, Slenderman decided to stop by for a visit.
"Jeff. Open the door, Jeff. Now," Slenderman called for him while knocking on the door. He ended up knocking and calling for about five minutes until he stopped long enough to check his watch and realized that if he didn't go then to cause the disappearance of a little girl, he would have to settle for a boy. Finally done waiting, Mr. Man did what he had to. "FUS RO DAH!" Slendy shouted the door out of existence. Only then had he realized that he just walked in on Jeff leveling up his prized Argonian, still not noticing Slendy even after he shouted most of the front wall to his room into a pile of debri. "PATRIXXX-FUCKING-DAMMIT, JEFF! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? I'VE BEEN KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES, YOU FUCKING CUNT! UNACCEPTABLE!"
"Just leave me the hell alone. Go smoke pot or molest children or whatever it is that you do. Just leave me alone." Jeff didn't pay much attention to the fact that Slenderman was there and pretty much told him to fuck off while he played his outdated game.
Slenderman walked over to Jeff's television, picked up a chair and used it to smash it. "Fuck you!"
"OH MY FUCKING PATRIXXX, SLENDERMAN! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!" Jeff stood up and stared at the ruins of his television.
"One: BECAUSE YOU MADE ME LATE FOR MY FUCKING MOLESTATION! THAT BITCH PROBABLY PICKED UP ALL OF THE FUCKING PAGES BY NOW! Two: YOU'RE PLAYING A FUCKING OUTDATED GAME, MAN. FOR PATRIXXX'S SAKE, JEFF. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT SKYRIM HAS BEEN OUT FOR FUCKING YEARS ALREADY?!" Slendy screamed, still in his rage.
"Wait. What's Skyrim?" Jeff asked, staring upwards at Slenderman with some odd look of curiosity.
"WHAT?!" Slenderman screamed again. "HOW DO YOU NOT FUCKING KNOW WHAT SKYRIM IS?! ARE YOU SOME FUCKI-" he stopped and sighed. "Skyrim is what I guess you could say to be Oblivion's sequel."
Jeff squeed. "Really?"
"Yes ..." Slendy answered him. "Look. If need be, I can get you a copy tomorrow. That's enough time to go and steal yourself another television and GET SOME PATRIXXX-DAMNED SLEEP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SIX WEEKS!" Slenderman then walked out of Jeff's room, slamming what was left of the door behind him.
Jeff immediately dropped to the floor and fell into a deep sleep.
The next day, Slenderman walked in on Jeff laughing like a maniac while standing over his burning copies of Morrowind and Oblivion.
Jeff noticed that Slendy had walked in, so he turned around to address him. "Slendyyyyy ... did you buy the game for me like you said you would?" he asked.
"No, Jeff. I didn't buy it ..." he answered.
"DAMMIT, SLENDY! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BUY THE DAMN GAME!" Jeff began to rage.
"Let me finish, asshole," Slenderman said harshly. "I stole it. Here." He threw the game's case onto Jeff's bed. He started for what was left of the door.
"Slendy, wait." Jeff stopped him. "Thank yoooouuuu."
"Hm, well fuck you too, friend." Slenderman walked out.
Five minutes into the game, Jeff encountered a giant and, like many giant encounters in Skyrim, he was sent to the moon in one hit.
"Shit shit shit shit!" Jeff yelled. "Oh PATRIXXX. When was the last time I saved?"
The game started off at the very beginning.
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" Jeff's scream was interrupted when a skeleton popped out and then proceeded to rape him.